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Look Upon My Runtime and Despair

In our longest episode ever (for reals this time) Nobody and Vivian are here to talk entirely too much about Assassin's Creed, and the relative merits of different editions of Dungeons and Dragons. Oh! and The Owl House is back! Things are getting real now, as we learn a little bit more about The Collector's origins-and their habit of setting atmospheres on fire! The Owl kids are totally underpowered, how will they deal with the puppetification of everone they care about?
In this episode we cover
The Owl House
S3E2 For the Future
 
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Crime Chat

Folks, we're done in space-it's time to head back to Etheria! Micah, Frosta and Swift Wind prove to be entirely incompetent at this whole "rebelling" thing, as Horde Prime starts Assuming Direct Control of all Etherians! Mermista and Sea Hawk viciously hunt down and kidnap all of their exes! Nobody just kind of admits to (probably) every crime they've ever committed with almost no prompting whatsoever! That's right folks, we're in a weirder place than normal this week, and that means crime stories!
In this episode we cover
S5E6 Taking Control
and
S5E7 The Perils of Peekablue
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Get Gloopsticked

Happy Holidays, Weirdos! In a break from our normal programming, Chloe and Nobody are headed to the North Pole, AND some totally different shows! We each blind-picked a cartoon holiday special to discuss, and went into this episode without knowing anything about what the other was doing! Come join us to learn about Elf Hibernation Cycles, destroying the value of collectors objects by trying to preserve them, and trusting kids you objectively should not trust! Plus, a Frank Sinatra rip-off!
We know many of the winter holidays are over as this airs, but we hope you've enjoyed them safely, and have a great new year!
In this episode we cover
Raggedy Ann and Andy in: The Great Santa Claus Caper
and
Hey Arnold! S1E11 Arnold's Christmas
 
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Spaceship Refractory Period

Space. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Darla, her short-term mission: try desperately not to get blown up. Join the Best Friend Squad's space adventure...as they immediately run out of Dilithium Crystals and need to refuel. Join Chloe and Patch to talk about Space Weirdos, terrible awful no-good very bad rescue plans, and finding out that the Butch was in you all along! Also Entrapta definitely has sex with a spaceship, it's very jarring against the tone of the rest of the show.
In this episode we discuss
S5E4 Stranded
and
S5E5 Save the Cat
 
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Ribbed for the Planet’s Pleasure

We're going to spaaaaaace! Season five really kicks off as Catra has the faintest hint of a redemption arc, Dark Glimmer just kind of fizzles out immediately, and Entrapta learns how to have friends! Spoilers-it means literally almost dying for them before they recognize you as one of their own. Chloe and Nobody mostly just giggle about Horde Prime's giant metal space dicks. Plus, social media drama!
In this episode we cover
S5E2 Launch
and
S5E3 Corridors
 
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Wicked Chost

It's a new day on Etheria! The Superweapon is heating up, the planet is transferring itself into realspace, the Planet Destruction System is engaged...what could go wrong? Come join Chloe and Patch to talk about finally realizing you screwed up, getting kidnapped by queer-coded Palpatine, and forgetting the difference between Power and Protection! Plus, Social Media Talk 2: Electric Birdaloo! Finally, Chloe uses the line "beating off the Horde" in this episode and I REALLY wanted to use it as the episode title but they asked me not to, so there you go.
In this episode we discuss
S4E13 Destiny part 2
and
S5E1 Horde Prime
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Entrapta’s Insect Diet

It's Beast Island time! Adora and Bow head to metaphorical hell to rescue Entrapta, and meet an unexpected ally! Chloe and Nobody get some pre-pokemon talk in! Nobody gets to wax poetic about Eternian Wildlife! It's all here, folks!
Oh, and also Glimmer fully commits to her "use the galactic genocide laser" plan despite the advice of literally everyone around her, but that's kind of incidental next to chibbits being canon again.
In this episode, we discuss
S4E11 Beast Island
and
S4E12 Destiny, Part 1
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Enough Pie Already!

Welcome back to Etheria! We're making pie today! It's a very special day! Join Chloe and Patch to talk about time-distortion disorder, caches of ancient magical power, and robbing the queen! Also, what to do when your robot girlfriend comes back from conversion therapy!
CONTENT WARNING Starting at approximately 1 hour 23 minutes there is a brief discussion of "bug" taxonomy, focusing on spiders and scorpions. This discussion ends at 1 hour 25 minutes.
In this episode, we discuss
S4E9 Hero
and
S4E10 Fractures
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